Another reason to throw a brick throw the boob tube
– July 14, 2010Posted in: Media
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January 2010 Castro Death Watch Poll
– January 3, 2010Posted in: Castro Is Dead, Poll, Raul Castro
Assuming Fidel Castro does finally die in 2010, how long will his brother Raul stick around?
- 10 years or more (30%, 21 Votes)
- Not much longer, he will engage in the Hindu practice of "sati," wherein he self-immolates because he can't stand to live without Fidel (28%, 20 Votes)
- One year (23%, 16 Votes)
- 5 years (19%, 14 Votes)
Total Voters: 71
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– December 2, 2009Posted in: Castro Is Dead, Poll
The rumors are bubbling up yet again that Fidel Castro has finally kicked el cubo. What do you think?
- He's not dead (yet) but any minute now... (37%, 40 Votes)
- He's alive and probably has a few more years left. (36%, 39 Votes)
- He's already dead, Raul is just waiting for the opportune moment to make the official announcement. (27%, 30 Votes)
Total Voters: 109
Loading ...October 2009 Castro Death Watch poll
– October 1, 2009Posted in: Poll, Raul Castro, Twitter Posts
What one item would you like to see for sale on Cuba's black market website, Revolico.com?
- A one-way ticket to freedom (48%, 16 Votes)
- Invitations to Raul Castro's "Coming Out" party (24%, 8 Votes)
- Fidel Castro's beard (21%, 7 Votes)
- Fidel Castro's colostomy bag (7%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 33
Loading ...Take the Castro Death Watch September 2009 poll
– September 24, 2009Posted in: Castro Is Dead, Poll
Pictures and video of Fidel Castro were released recently, in order to make it appear as though he's recovering. Do you think this means they're getting ready to announce Fidel Castro's death soon
- Yes (58%, 14 Votes)
- No (42%, 10 Votes)
Total Voters: 24
Loading ...Useless Nations Make Castro a ‘Hero’
– September 5, 2009Posted in: Castro's Fellow Travelers, From Other Blogs, Useful Idiots, Useless Nations (UN)
There’s a reason I call them the “Useless Nations.” They’ve declared the decrepit Fidel Castro a “World Hero of Solidarity.” Via Michelle Malkin:
The award was presented to Castro by the President of the UN General Assembly, Miguel D’Escoto Brockmann. Brockmann also successfully lobbied the Obama Administration to demand that Honduras allow the return to power of its ex-president and would-be dictator, Manuel Zelaya.
People like Brockmann should have to live in one of Castro’s gulags since they love him so much.
Castro Death Watch September 2009 Poll
– September 5, 2009Posted in: Castro Is Dead, Poll
Pictures and video of Fidel Castro were released recently, in order to make it appear as though he's recovering. Do you think this means they're getting ready to announce Fidel Castro's death soon
- Yes (58%, 14 Votes)
- No (42%, 10 Votes)
Total Voters: 24
Loading ...Crappy birthday to you
– August 13, 2009Posted in: Castro Is Dead, Cuban Slavery
Fidel Castro turns another year older and Cuba (and Cubans) still suffer. Hopefully, not for longer.
The solution to Cuba’s toilet paper shortage
– August 9, 2009Posted in: Cuba's Economy
The timing could not have been any better. Just days after Cuba announced it had a toilet paper shortage, Cuba comes up with the perfect solution:
Cubans accustomed to hourslong speeches, thousand-word essays and lengthy interviews can now get Fidel Castro at a glance, thanks to a new dictionary of El Comandante’s teachings.
Yes folks, now Cubans will be able to wipe to their backsides’ content. And they’ll be doing it with what is probably the best item on earth for wiping themselves with.
Castro Death Watch June 09 poll: vote now!
Fidel Castro recently accused the U.S. of using "torture." So, which of the following is worse?
- Putting political prisoners into cells so small they can't stand, feeding them rancid, disgusting food (if and when they get fed at all), beating them and urinating on them when they're thirsty. (70%, 14 Votes)
- Feeding Muslim prisoners healthy, nutritious food 3 times a day (prepared under religious guidelines), providing them with copies of the Koran, allowing them to pray and practice their religion. (30%, 6 Votes)
Total Voters: 20
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