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	<title>Castro Death Watch &#187; Funnies</title>
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		<title>Scary Halloween thought: Castro votes Obama? (Poll)</title>
		<link>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2008/10/31/scary-halloween-thought-castro-votes-obama-poll/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Castro Death Watch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boo!  That&#8217;s a really scary thought, Castro voting for Obama (several times no less).  But not as scary as Obama actually winning or much worse, living in Castro&#8217;s Cuba.  
Please note I&#8217;m keeping this poll up until after the election.  I&#8217;ll post the November poll then.  
For now, go ahead [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Attention, Castromart shoppers</title>
		<link>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2008/04/02/attention-castromart-shoppers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Castro Death Watch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cuba's Economy]]></category>
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		<title>Castro Death Watch Exclusive: partial draft of Cuban ballot</title>
		<link>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2008/01/23/castro-death-watch-exclusive-partial-draft-of-cuban-ballot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2008/01/23/castro-death-watch-exclusive-partial-draft-of-cuban-ballot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Castro Death Watch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Castro Death Watch has obtained a piece of a draft copy of the ballot used in Cuba&#8217;s recent &#8220;election,&#8221; below.  We say a &#8220;piece&#8221; because it was smuggled out of the island nation by a desperately hungry balsero who ate a large portion of it.  The remaining portion includes notes and proofreading marks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SS Fidel Castro, a sinking ship</title>
		<link>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2008/01/05/ss-fidel-castro-a-sinking-ship/</link>
		<comments>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2008/01/05/ss-fidel-castro-a-sinking-ship/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:40:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Castro Death Watch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cuba's Economy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I heard about this one on Babalu Blog.  It seems a website known as &#8220;The Spoof&#8221; has published an &#8220;article&#8221; about Fidel Castro&#8217;s first-ever cruise ship.  Here&#8217;s a snippet: 
The new ship which is the pride of the Cuban nation is a bit unusual in that it is made up of 10,000 inner [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ya gotta see this&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2007/12/27/ya-gotta-see-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Castro Death Watch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Babalu Blog has posted an editorial cartoon that says it all.  



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		<title>Maybe Castro isn&#8217;t dead yet after all</title>
		<link>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2007/09/13/maybe-castro-isnt-dead-yet-after-all/</link>
		<comments>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2007/09/13/maybe-castro-isnt-dead-yet-after-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Castro Death Watch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Castro Is Dead]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I may have been premature when I said Castro is already dead.  I mean, a dead person surely can&#8217;t be so delusional as to believe the 9/11 conspiracy theories, or this: 
Fidel Castro claims Cuba&#8217;s government saved the life of President Reagan by giving American officials information about an assassination plot in 1984.
The essay [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What are they gonna do, upgrade their MiG jet fighters&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2007/08/27/what-are-they-gonna-do-upgrade-their-mig-jet-fighters/</link>
		<comments>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2007/08/27/what-are-they-gonna-do-upgrade-their-mig-jet-fighters/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:08:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;so they can shoot down unarmed Cessna turboprops, not just twin-engine models?  
 Cuba has been upgrading its military arsenal since President Fidel Castro fell ill 13 months ago, to defend itself against a possible US invasion, senior officers told Trabajadores weekly on Monday.
Har, har, har!  That&#8217;s a good one!



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		<title>Castro is &#8220;fine&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2007/08/23/castro-is-fine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2007/08/23/castro-is-fine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Castro Death Watch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Castro Is Dead]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So says his parrot, Felipe Perez Roque.  The fact that Castro&#8217;s lackeys have to deny his death tells me he&#8217;s probably already roasting at very high temperatures.  
In any event, Perez Rockhead&#8217;s &#8220;Castro &#8216;is fine&#8217;&#8221; comment has inspired me to write the following song parody, based on the Beatles&#8217; &#8220;I Feel Fine.&#8221;  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heard on &#8220;The Tonight Show with Jay Leno&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2007/06/20/heard-on-the-tonight-show-with-jay-leno/</link>
		<comments>http://www.castrodeathwatch.com/2007/06/20/heard-on-the-tonight-show-with-jay-leno/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 00:28:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to a new study 30 percent of Cubans are overweight. The other 70 percent are still in Cuba.  
Heh, heh, good one, Jay!



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