Fidel Castro, Cuba, castro death watch, havana, habana

Castro Death Watch has obtained a piece of a draft copy of the ballot used in Cuba’s recent “election,” below. We say a “piece” because it was smuggled out of the island nation by a desperately hungry balsero who ate a large portion of it. The remaining portion includes notes and proofreading marks […]

I heard about this one on Babalu Blog. It seems a website known as “The Spoof” has published an “article” about Fidel Castro’s first-ever cruise ship. Here’s a snippet:
The new ship which is the pride of the Cuban nation is a bit unusual in that it is made up of 10,000 inner […]

Babalu Blog has posted an editorial cartoon that says it all.

I may have been premature when I said Castro is already dead. I mean, a dead person surely can’t be so delusional as to believe the 9/11 conspiracy theories, or this:
Fidel Castro claims Cuba’s government saved the life of President Reagan by giving American officials information about an assassination plot in 1984.
The essay […]

…so they can shoot down unarmed Cessna turboprops, not just twin-engine models?
Cuba has been upgrading its military arsenal since President Fidel Castro fell ill 13 months ago, to defend itself against a possible US invasion, senior officers told Trabajadores weekly on Monday.
Har, har, har! That’s a good one!

So says his parrot, Felipe Perez Roque. The fact that Castro’s lackeys have to deny his death tells me he’s probably already roasting at very high temperatures.
In any event, Perez Rockhead’s “Castro ‘is fine’” comment has inspired me to write the following song parody, based on the Beatles’ “I Feel Fine.” […]

According to a new study 30 percent of Cubans are overweight. The other 70 percent are still in Cuba.
Heh, heh, good one, Jay!