Chavez – Venezuela Archive

Castro, Chavez shat?

Oh, they said “chat.” I got a little confused. You see, it seems every time Castro or Chavez fart, the MSM is all over them like flies on, well, you know:

Castro, Chavez Chat in Live Broadcast
Castro Chats With Venezuelan Leader in First Live Appearance on Cuban Airwaves Since Illness

Fidel Castro made his first live appearance on Cuban airwaves since falling ill 14 months ago, sounding lucid and in good humor as he exchanged praise and jokes Sunday with the Venezuelan president.

You guys forgot to mention Castro also received praise from the jokes in the MSM. What a load of… you know what.

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Useful idiots are ‘Spacey’

Ah, Hollywood. They have yet to find a left-wing dictator they don’t like:

Actor Kevin Spacey met privately Monday with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, one of Washington’s most outspoken critics in Latin America.

Neither Spacey — who has won Academy Awards for roles in “The Usual Suspects” and “American Beauty” — nor Chavez spoke to the press after the nearly three-hour encounter in the presidential palace in Caracas. They shook hands warmly on the red carpet as Spacey left after a dinner with Chavez.

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School days, school days,

Chavez wants to rule days:

President Hugo Chavez threatened on Monday to take over any private schools refusing to submit to the oversight of his socialist government, a move some Venezuelans fear will impose leftist ideology in the classroom.

All Venezuelan schools, both public and private, must submit to state inspectors enforcing the new educational system. Those that refuse will be closed and nationalized, Chavez said.

A new curriculum will be phased in during this school year, and new textbooks are being developed to help educate “the new citizen,” added Chavez’s brother and education minister Adan Chavez in their televised ceremony on the first day of classes.

Just what the curriculum will include and how it will be applied to all Venezuelan schools and universities remains unclear.

But one college-level syllabus obtained by The Associated Press shows some premedical students already have a recommended reading list including Karl Marx’s Das Kapital and Fidel Castro’s speeches, alongside such traditional subjects as biology and chemistry.

So many comments, so little time:

  • -’Recommended’ reading, huh? As in, ‘We recommend you read this mindless drivel if you want to pass this class?’
  • -Imposing ‘leftist ideology in the classroom’–sounds like a lot of classrooms in the U.S., unfortunately. Except here it’s more of a sneaky thing done by leftist educators.
  • -Oh yeah, I have to finish the song: “Marxism and socialism and ‘rithmetic, taught to the tune of a hick’ry stick.”
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You’re bringing flowers for Castro’s gravesite,

right Hugo?  Then again, the way you two lovebirds carry on, you might be bringing flowers to the cadaverous caudillo anyway:

President Hugo Chavez expects to visit Cuba in December to set up an oil refinery to be run bilaterally, Venezuela’s ambassador to Cuba said Saturday.

Ambassador Ali Rodriguez also said that Chavez maintains “very good communication” with convalescing Cuban leader Fidel Castro.

“Very good communication” with Castro??? What does that mean, they buried Fidel with a subterranean cell phone?

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Socialism at ‘work’

Let’s take a look-see at how wonderful Chavez’s economy is doing under socialism, shall we?

Hugo Chavez’s economy is starting to unravel in the currency market.

While Venezuela earns record proceeds from oil exports, consumers face shortages of meat, flour and cooking oil. Annual inflation has risen to 16 percent, the highest in Latin America, as President Chavez tripled government spending in four years. Exxon Mobil Corp. and ConocoPhillips are pulling out after Chavez demanded they cede control of joint venture projects.

The currency, the bolivar, has tumbled 30 percent this year to 4,850 per dollar on the black market, the only place it trades freely because of government controls on foreign exchange. That’s less than half the official rate of 2,150 set in 2005. Chavez may have to devalue the bolivar to reduce the gap and increase oil proceeds that make up half the state’s revenue.

“This has been the worst managed oil boom in Venezuela’s history,” said Ricardo Hausmann, a former government planning minister who now teaches economics at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts. “A devaluation is a foregone conclusion. The only question is when.”

Uh oh. Looks like Castro’s Mini-Me is in mighty big trouble!

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Another day, another denial

You have to wonder. All these Castroites coming out of the woodwork, denying Fidel’s death. The latest: Castro’s Mini-Me, Hugo Chavez:

“Fidel Castro will never die!”

Castro’s friend and ally Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez sent greetings to Cuba’s ailing leader during an address Saturday to thousands of supporters.

“For those who want Fidel to die, they are going to end up frustrated because Fidel Castro will never die. He will always live on,” Chavez said.

If Hugo says it, it MUST be true! LOL!

Meanwhile, a Central Florida TV station is saying unnamed “Cuban leaders” are also claiming Castro’s black heart is still beating:

Cuban leaders are strongly denying the rumors going around South Florida that their leader is dead.

Interesting that they didn’t name names. Hmmmmm…

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Dictator 4 Life

Venezuela’s rubber-stamp congress moved closer to allowing Fidel Castro’s parrot, Hugo Chavez, to become dictator for life (or for a very long time at least). They gave the initial thumbs up to a series of so-called “reforms” that would allow Mini-Me, er, Chavez, to stay in office for a seven-year term rather than the current six years. Additionally, Chavez’s peanut gallery dropped presidential term limits.

The measures await final approval in about two to three months, then must be approved by simple majority via national referendum. But of course, we know how ethical Venezuelan elections have been since Chavez, ahem, defeated a recall measure.

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Is Castro (finally) dead?

Lots of rumors floating around that Fidel Castro is finally dead.

As long as I can remember, there have been rumors of Castro’s death, which have always turned out to be false, sadly. So there’s an element of the “Boy Who Cried Wolf” here. But given the old fart’s age and health, the likelihood of his death seems greater this time around. Heck, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Stay tuned to Castro Death Watch for updates…

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Short answer: ‘Cause they’re a couple of stinkin’ commie pinko a-hole dictators who hate the USA

Why Chávez, Castro bash U.S. ethanol plan

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Way to go, Conchita!

It’s a good, albeit rare, thing to see Hollywood types pick the right side when it comes to socialist dictators:

Cuban-born actress Maria Conchita Alonso, who grew up in Venezuela and is a staunch opponent of President Hugo Chavez, plans to play a die-hard Chavez supporter in a film that takes a critical view of Latin America’s most outspoken leader.

Alonso, a Hollywood veteran who has appeared in films including “Moscow on the Hudson” and “The House of the Spirits,” said Monday that she will enjoy switching roles to play a passionate admirer of the president she deplores.

“It is not going to be very difficult to play a Chavista,” she told The Associated Press in a phone interview from Washington. “You know, love and hate are very close to each other.”

The film, “Two Minutes of Hate,” is to include real footage of Chavez’s speeches and his supporters firing guns from a bridge when chaos erupted at a large opposition march that led up to a short-lived 2002 coup.

Producer Edward Bass said he plans to begin shooting the film – written by a Venezuelan who remains anonymous – in Miami within three months. Bass said the concept is that “Venezuela is the Titanic, Chavez is the captain,” and Alonso’s character is in love with an anti-Chavez professor who in the semi-fictional account is among those shot and killed in 2002.

Bravo, Conchita! I can’t wait till the film comes out.

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