Fidel Castro, Cuba, castro death watch, havana, habana

How are you going to celebrate Thanksgiving this year?

Turkey, lechon, it doesn’t matter. All I want is a champagne toast to celebrate the end of Castro.

American style: turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie.

Cuban-American style: a combination of both.

Cuban style: lechon (pork), moros, yuca, flan.

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What should it say on Castro’s tombstone?

Please flush after use

Hoo boy, it is HOT in here!!!!

Rest in pieces

Goodbye and good riddance

Here lies the Bearded Bastard

History will absorb me

Here lies the biggest liar of them all

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for October:

What should it say on Castro’s tombstone?

Please flush after use

Hoo boy, it is HOT in here!!!!

Rest in pieces

Goodbye and good riddance

Here lies the Bearded Bastard

History will absorb me

Here lies the biggest liar of them all

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What should it say on Castro’s tombstone?

Please flush after use

Hoo boy, it is HOT in here!!!!

Rest in pieces

Goodbye and good riddance

Here lies the Bearded Bastard

History will absorb me

Here lies the biggest liar of them all

View Results

What should it say on Castro’s tombstone?

Please flush after use

Hoo boy, it is HOT in here!!!!

Rest in pieces

Goodbye and good riddance

Here lies the Bearded Bastard

History will absorb me

Here lies the biggest liar of them all

View Results

The new poll is here for October. Have at it!

What should it say on Castro’s tombstone?

Please flush after use

Hoo boy, it is HOT in here!!!!

Rest in pieces

Goodbye and good riddance

Here lies the Bearded Bastard

History will absorb me

Here lies the biggest liar of them all

View Results

Last chance to vote in the September poll:

What should Fidel Castro’s tombstone be?

A toilet (complete with toilet paper dispenser pre-loaded with issues of Granma)

A urinal

No tombstone for Cremation

An artificial anus

A plastic trash-bag

A hammer and sickle

A hammer and “Sicko”

A spittoon

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Take our September poll now, before it’s gone!

What should Fidel Castro’s tombstone be?

A toilet (complete with toilet paper dispenser pre-loaded with issues of Granma)

A urinal

No tombstone for Cremation

An artificial anus

A plastic trash-bag

A hammer and sickle

A hammer and “Sicko”

A spittoon

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Sniff, sniff. Waa, waa. Boo hoo.
That was the sound of Fidel Castro’s puppets at the Useless Nations today as President Bush called Castro on his tyranny of Cuba:
Cuba’s foreign minister walked out of the U.N. General Assembly on Tuesday in protest of President Bush’s speech in which he said the “long […]

You can still take our poll:

What should Fidel Castro’s tombstone be?

A toilet (complete with toilet paper dispenser pre-loaded with issues of Granma)

A urinal

No tombstone for Cremation

An artificial anus

A plastic trash-bag

A hammer and sickle

A hammer and “Sicko”

A spittoon

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