The solution to Cuba’s toilet paper shortage

The timing could not have been any better. Just days after Cuba announced it had a toilet paper shortage, Cuba comes up with the perfect solution:

Cubans accustomed to hourslong speeches, thousand-word essays and lengthy interviews can now get Fidel Castro at a glance, thanks to a new dictionary of El Comandante’s teachings.

Yes folks, now Cubans will be able to wipe to their backsides’ content. And they’ll be doing it with what is probably the best item on earth for wiping themselves with.


Castro Death Watch August 2009 poll

With Obummer in office and Democrats in control of Congress, the Castro apologists in this country feel more emboldened to push for the U.S. to make all kinds of concessions to the Castros without the

  • Push Cuba hard so that hopefully the Castro regime collapses. (64%, 9 Votes)
  • Immediately end the embargo and allow travel to Cuba--in short, throw the Castros a lifeline just as they're about to drown. (21%, 3 Votes)
  • Nothing. (14%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 14

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