And after that, I want to interview Satan

It’s not enough that stupor-model-turned-useful-idiot Naomi Campbell interviewed Hugo Chavez. Now she wants to interview Fidel Castro:

Having interviewed Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez for GQ magazine, supermodel-turned-journalist Naomi Campbell is now making her best efforts to land one-to-one talks with Cuban dictator Fidel Castro and French president Nicolas Sarkozy.

Better hurry, Naomi. Fidel is knock-knock-knocking on hell’s gates–if he’s not already there. Oh, and be sure to bring a copy of Granma with you so he can wipe himself afterwards (or maybe you’d like to do the wiping?).