It’s alive!

Joan Crawford Fidel Castro has risen from the grave.   Cuban TV aired a video today of the pale, sickly looking dictator, with the obligatory references to current events. 

Now the Castro (and all commie) government(s) is(are) manipulative as all get out, so I wouldn’t put anything past them. But my guess is the Castro death rumors that ran around a few weeks ago were based on news that his “recovery” had taken a turn for the better worse, and now he has somehow managed to pull out of it. For him and his cronies, though, it’s probably a bonus that once again, he gets to laugh at his enemies in Miami.

No matter, though. At 81, he has but a few laughs left before we get the last laugh. Besides, if he laughs too hard, he might bust a gut. Literally.

This whole situation has inspired me to write a song parody, below. It’s based on a song by the Blue Oyster Cult… called Joan Crawford has Risen from the Dead:

Chivatos down in Havana are going crazy
They’re laughing just like hungry dogs in the street
Militantes are hiding behind the skirts of little girls
Their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Fidel Castro has risen from the grave
Fidel Castro has risen from the grave

Jineteras have thrown away their mascara
They chain themselves to the axles of Chinese trucks
The sky is filled with herds of shivering angels
The fat lady laughs, gentlemen, start your trucks

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Fidel Castro has risen from the grave
Fidel Castro has risen from the grave

Raulito
Daddy’s home
Huguito
Come to father
Raulito

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Fidel Castro has risen from the grave
Fidel Castro has risen from the grave
Fidel Castro has risen from the grave
Fidel Castro has risen

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