‘Rumors about the rumors’

After several consecutive Fridays filled with rumors the bearded tyrant finally croaked, this Friday’s different. The Miami Herald published an article today about how the Miami rumors about Castro have been playing in Cuba:

”I heard rumors about the rumors,” said Rita, a financial analyst at a government meatpacking plant.

BTW, that sounds like an interesting job. I mean, I thought financial analysts worked at financial firms… but I digress.

My favorite quote in the Herald article, though, comes from an 80-year-old man simply identified as “Juan:”

“Some people say he’s already been cremated, and others say they have him preserved in wax somewhere, but nobody really knows anything,” he said.

LMAO! Castro preserved in wax! THAT’S a thought!