Aww, poow widdle babies

The five CONVICTED (that’s right, CONVICTED) spies Castro sent to the U.S. (disclaimer: link goes to a website I own) are appealing their prison sentences.

Why?

Because, {sniff, sniff} they say their sentences are {whine, whine} too long:

Almost nine years after their arrest, five Cubans convicted of spying on the U.S. government and South Florida exile groups will appeal Monday to judges in Atlanta, arguing that their sentences are excessive and they should be free.

Awwwwwwwwww, poor little babies. I say we should give them the same type of, ahem, “justice” Castro would give a convicted spy: a bullet to the back of the head.

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