Castro’s in hell?

Darn, I heard it wrong. The title is “Castro’s In Better Health.” So says Cuban Foreign Minister and Castro stooge/puppet Felipe Perez Roque (and we know how truthful those clowns are), according to a story on Miami’s WFOR-TV’s website:

Even though he hasn’t been seen in live television or in public for almost a year, officials in Cuba say Fidel Castro is stronger than ever and is getting back to work.

Castro is stronger, obviously improving and increasingly getting back to work, Cuba’s Foreign Minister said Monday.In Paris for a meeting with UNESCO, Felipe Perez Roque said the 80-year-old Castro’s steady recovery was bound to disappoint the administration of U.S. President George W. Bush.

“It’s not good news for Bush, nor for the government of the United States,” Perez Roque was quoted as saying by Cuba’s official Prensa Latina news agency.

Hey numbskull, how about it’s not good news for the Cuban people?

What I especially like is that “even though he hasn’t been seen in live television or in public for almost a year,” we’re supposed to believe what the Castro government says. Shyeah, if they told me the sky was blue, I’d go outside to check it anyway.

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