Wet foot plus dry foot equals “schizophrenia”

Q: How do you spell “schizophrenia?”

A: “Wet-foot, dry-foot.”

Imagine missing out on freedom by a few feet of land/ocean. Compare and contrast the following stories from the Miami Herald today:

11 cold migrants arrive at toll booth


Soaked, shivering and disoriented, two groups of migrants walked up to the Key Biscayne toll booth this morning, where they received coffee and blankets from strangers.

The first group of five arrived at 6:30 a.m. That group included men, women and children.

Workers at the toll booth separating Key Biscayne from the mainland kept them warm and gave them coffee until the U.S. Border Patrol arrived. One of the five walked away but the others stayed put.

Thirty minutes later, six other migrants showed up — also wet, also shivering.

Four of the six in the latter group identified themselves as Lidia Lugo, 34; son Jose Carlos Rodrigues Lugo, 9; daughter Amanda Rodrigues Lugo, 15; and 13-year-old Mario Nuñez, who is not related.

An employee of Miami-Dade County let them huddle in his truck for warmth until the Border Patrol could return.

A Miami police sergeant showed up and summoned fire rescue. Fire rescue workers advised the group to take off their wet shoes and gave them blankets.

Lidia Lugo said they left Sunday from Cuba’s Pinar del Rio. She declined to say how they made the voyage, only that they waded ashore.

She said she has a relative in Hialeah named Clara and the toll booth employee let her call Clara on a cell phone. The woman had the phone number memorized.

“Gracias a Dios,” she said, shortly before the Border Patrol took her and the children away for processing.

47 intercepted at sea sent back


A group of 48 migrants were intercepted at sea last week. All but one — who had medical issues — were sent back to Cuba.

It was a busy week for the Coast Guard, according to officials, who discovered migrants at sea every day.